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Yes, you read that correctly. Word from inside the palace is that our dear Harry has finally had enough and wants to severe all ties with his manipulative wife. It’s about time if you ask me! For far too long, Harry has been doing nothing but dancing to Meghan's tune, acting as her plus one at every public appearance and Hollywood event. But it seems the poor lad has finally woken up to the smoke and mirrors and realizes he's been nothing but a puppet under her control. Hallelujah, I say! The look on Meghan's face when Harry hit her with those four little words must have been something to behold. I’m sure she turned as white as the cliffs of Dover! After all, losing her meal ticket was never part of the master plan, was it?
Now I know what many of you will be thinking - but they seemed so in love at first! All those public displays of affection and loved up gazes, it seemed like true love. Ah, but my dears, not all that glitters is gold. As any keen observer of body language knows, the cracks have been showing for some time now. Take renowned expert Judy James, who analyzed their most recent outings and said they looked “uncomfortable, arrogant and disrespectful towards one another.” Ouch! That is a far cry from the loved up couple we saw at the beginning.
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So let’s take a trip down memory lane, shall we? Do you remember how thrilled the nation was when Harry found his supposed “happily ever after?” But as the saying goes, if something seems too good to be true, it usually is. And boy was that an accurate prediction. With the benefit of hindsight, we can see it was all just an act - a constantly performative “Meghan show” that Harry has been unwittingly starring in ever since. But no more! Our dear boy has finally plucked up the courage to cut his strings.
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No doubt Meghan won’t go down without an epic fight. She’ll be on the phone to her PR team as we speak, spinning this desperate situation to her advantage. But I believe this could be the making of Harry. Divorce may be messy, but it will allow him to break free of Meghan's web of lies and manipulation at long last. He can find himself again - reconnect with his family and people, and devote himself once more to the causes he believes in. And who knows, perhaps one day soon we’ll see him turning up, suitcase in hand, at the home he belongs in - Kensington Palace.
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So to my loyal viewers, I say let us raise a glass in celebration! Here’s to Harry’s newfound courage, and to a bright future back where he belongs. As for Meghan, well - if you love something, set it free. Looks like Harry was never truly yours to keep hold of after all. This has been another piping hot serving of Royal Watch. Be sure to tune in again soon, as I’m sure there will be much more drama to dissect in the days to come. Cheerio for now!
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