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I come to thee on this day with news most scandalous from across the Channel. A quarrel most fervent hath broken out betwixt two figures of much intrigue - the fair Lady Megan, Duchess of Sussex, and yon scribe Master Pierce Morgan. These two have engaged in a war of words the likes of which not seen since William defended his crown 'gainst that scurvy dog Robert.
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Lady Megan, ever one to wield her griefs as weapon, hath once more taken to the airwaves to recount her struggles within the gilded walls of Buckingham. She claims more depths to her plight with darkness were left untold to Dame Oprah, though any fool could see she mined that tale for all it was worth. But 'twas not content to rest on past pains alone, nay, the Lady saw fit to launch dart at Master Morgan in most sly of fashions, implying he false in doubting her dire moods.
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Good Master Morgan, never one to suffer slings and barbs in silence, must be in rare fury at these digs. Doubtless he claws at parchment even now, crafting response to cut her Grace down to size. For he and he alone dared pose query to her sobs and sorrows, when all others folded like weak wreaths to her tears. For this bravery is he branded villain, though in truth he plays hero by challenging fabricated fables.
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So comes the call, folks - take thy seats and brace, for this warfare shows no signs of ending. Lady Megan strikes first, hoping to paint self victim and vanquisher in one fell swoop. But Master Morgan waits his turn, and when he unleashes, welaway for the poor soul in his path. My coins are on the scribe in this scandal's next act, for his quill is sharp while hers relies overmuch on weepy words.
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Stay tuned then, good people, for more tidings from this epic fray. And know that in a world of crafted calumny and manipulated miserable, we need more souls bold as Master Morgan to cut through falsity and demand fair facts.
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This I leave you for now, but promise further updates when next the plot doth thicken. Keep eyes and ears open, and until we speak again, fare thee well and mind not siren songs of supposed sorrow!
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