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Good day truth seekers and welcome back to your regular dose of royal news! As your neighborly royal roaster Ben, I've got all the piping hot takes on the biggest royal story in years. Buckle up because things are about to get spicy in palace town - Will and Kate have officially gone to war with Harry and Meghan!
Let's rewind to that infamous Oprah interview, shall we? When H&M dropped more bombs than the Blitz! Well according to expert Robert Jobson, those bombs didn't just ruffle feathers - they completely plucked them out. Word is that our golden couple Will and Kate weren't having any of it. They wanted to come out swinging harder than polo mallets against that low blow stunt.
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While her Majesty may have said "recollections may vary," sources say that was just the edited version. Insiders reveal Will and Kate wanted something downright spicy - we're talking spicier than the annual staff curry dinner! And you'll never guess who came up with that iconic line - none other than Kate herself. Can you picture it? Kate sitting pretty, casually serving the classiest "you're full of it" in royal history. That's queen material right there.
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As for Will, there's no way he'd let H&M play the race card without a comeback. "We are very much not a racist family," he said - translated as "nice try Hollywood, but we see through your victim ploy." I picture Will and Kate watching in matching tartan PJs, jaws dropped, plotting their ultra-posh takedown outfits.
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But this rumble isn't just about defending the crown - it's drawing a line in the sand. Sources say Will finds Harry's actions "unforgivable." Not the kind of language used over missed tea - this is an all-out royal war.
While H&M relax in America teaching the kids, Will and Kate are doing the real work - visiting charities, shaking hands, kissing babies, all with effortless class. They're proving what real royals look like while Meghan thought mingling was "beneath her." As always, Will and Kate are serving killer style with zero complaints. True royalty!
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So what's next in this epic soap opera? Will H&M fire back or realize they're outmatched? One thing's for sure - Will and Kate have shown they're not afraid to play dirty. They've called H&M's bluff, raised the stakes and made it clear they'll emerge victorious. This royal battle is theirs to win.
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Thank you for tuning in friends! Be sure to like, subscribe and leave your thoughts on who will win this mega royal rumble. Keep calm and keep gossiping - until next time!
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